Party Time!

So, I'm looking all handsome after my visit to the salon and I hear about these 2 hot twins just up the road. Their parents are out of town for the weekend so it is P-A-R-T-Y TIME!

When I get to their house there's this Gnome dude outside.

I figure he is familiar with the layout of the place and where the party is gonna be. He tells me I gotta get past some other members of the family before I can get to the twins. I figure no problem, I can charm my way in. But when I meet these two, it scares me cause " WOOF", they are a couple of real dogs!

But I gotta admit after some sniffin around Nellie Roo and Bleeker were all right with me, and I hear they can tear up a party themselves!



So I was eager to see these beautiful girls I heard about and got the dogs to let me in the house. Seems that they have a magic door just our size to get in and out! COOL>>



My new buddies tell me to take a nap, cause when the girls get here we will party like I never have before!So we take a little nap and then it happens....the most beautiful girls I have ever seen walk in!


They look like a couple of princesses and they are all mine baby! See how they are lookin at me? They can't wait for the party to get started. But first they got some chores for me to do. I guess their idea of a party is a little different than mine, but what the heck...what do we do first?

So they make me do the gardening...and dig up some vegetables for dinner!
Then they make me grill everything for them. I ain't sure I'm liking this much, what am I their servant?


And for my final humiliation, they teach me to freakin knit! I mean really????What language are these instructions in? K1P2Slp1K1Psso? This is some kind of secret code.



I figure I have done everything they asked and now it's really party time...bring on the booze and the babes! BUT NOOOOO, they musta put something in my drink cause I wake up in a bag on the front porch the next day with no memory of what went on at that party. I either need another drink or some asprin!

I Need To Get Beautiful!

So with all this excitement, my fur is looking a little ratty. I need a good trim to get rid of these split ends. Like all modern skunks I decide to surf the web for the closest salon. I find one right up the street called On The Bend Salon. They have a cool website and even have online scheduling!
So I click on the Schedule Now tab and poof I go to this Schedulicity thingy. I find out that my favorite stylist - Lynn Bennett AKA The Hairy Godmother works there!

That couldn't have been easier! I can just walk on over to the salon!
So Lynn....just a little off the top ok, nothing crazy, does my color need a touch up? And how about a conditioning treatment?

You know I make this look good!

It's hard to mess up perfection baby! Lynn does a great job, maybe next time I'll get a spray tan or a pedicure.

Gotta call all my peeps and tell them about this place!


I think I better take advantage of lookin this good and do some prowling around town!

Is this Ft. Thomas or Hell?

So like I said...one day I just wake up here
That must have been one heck of a party last night! But at least I didn't end up flattened on the freeway like some of my friends!


But I sure do wish I could feel my legs.
Guess I should climb a tree and figure out where I am...



AWWW CRAP! I'm in Ft. Thomas KY! And these people have dogs that don't like me.
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Guess I'll take a stroll around the beautiful gardens they have here



I have never seen birds like this before...kinda freakin me out.

I just want to lay in the sun, but this angel keeps bugging me.



This guy is Chuck...I don't know what his problem is.



Don't tell Chuck, but he smells funny!

So I guess if I'm stuck here, I better check this place out. And remember, you never know where I might show up!

Hey Everybody!

Get ready to read about my adventures all around Cincinnati and Northern Kentucky! Let me tell you, it has been an interesting month...one day I'm frolicking in the woods and the next thing I know I woke up stuffed and stiff as a board on somebodies front porch! But I didn't let that hold me back from going on some exciting adventures. I'll post some pictures soon so you can see all I have been up to.